Mrs. Claus: Hot tea, Cheese and pickle. Keep away from those mince pies
Santa Claus: Any last minute requests?
Mrs. Claus: Oh no, just bills. Fly safe. Don't forget Australia!
Santa Claus: I won't. Easily done. Rudolph, harrr!
Jake: Dear Mrs Claus,
My name is Jake and I am 6 years old. (Jake! Stop taking my things!) I've a big sister called Anna who is tall and sometimes angry. (Get out! Dad! Jake!) I also have a dog called Tiger who loves eating things. (Kill Tiger kill! Jake stop! Stop! I'm sorry) This Christmas, I need your help because I want something and I know you can get it for me
Mrs. Claus: Tiger, shhh!
Jake: Dad!
Mom: Did you? Don't look at me!
Dad: Alright come on!
Anna: To Anna, Jake wanted you to have this. With love, Mrs Claus. Oh! Jake! Oh thank you so much Jake!
Jake: You might think I don't like my sister very much but, I do. I love her a lot. And I want her to be happy at Christmas. Love Jake. Age 6, but 7 in 2 weeks
Santa Claus: Merry Christmas. How was your night?
Mrs. Claus: Oh you know, quiet
Santa Claus: How did that get there?
Mrs. Claus: It wouldn't be fun if you knew all my secrets