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A long time ago, not that long ago, that's still very relevant. Everyone in Britain got in a big old boat and we set sail and we robbed , that'll sound far- fetched Everyone in the world. -Do you remember that one, what a spree that was , do you remember the great times, what a spree! And we got all the swag, didn't we ? And we took it back to the old blighty and we hid it, this is the clever part , we hid it in a museum. Last place anyone looks. Now are the modern days , and all the countries we stole from are asking for their stuff back, but don't worry we totally said a blanket No. Now a few of you are sitting there, I can see your angry faces -So what?! Finders Keepers ,shut up! And listen, in your defense "Finders Keepers, shut up " has worked very well for us so far. Gents who did it and knocked it out of the park " finders keepers, shut up ".
But even you gotta admit if someone stole something off you as in individual, it was your favorite thing and they nicked it,and you knew who nicked it by the way for a fact, it's not a hunch , you know who's stolen it. Everybody knows , it's common knowledge- some people's written books about it. They' ve definitely nicked it off you. You go to ask for it back , and they're just standing there. They're not even running away. And they're twice your size, they ain't scared. They haven't even bothered to hide it . They've done the opposite of hiding it actually. They put it in a glass display case, it's lit from 7 different angeles , real clear what it is. There's no disputing it's the same thing, that once belonged to you, cause there's a plaque next to it. Says exactly what it is at the top of the plaque and then a paragraph underneath about how important it is to you and your culture. You'd be forgiven for thinking " Mmm I'm pretty sure they haven't got a leg to stand on here. "Probably gonna take this home today" Must have been so confident, all of them countries, when they ask for their stuff back. Walking up to Britain, saying to their friends "Wait in the car, don't even need ya. Be back in a jiffy mate. "
"Hey man, a while ago, a lot of your ancestors stole loads of stuff from my ancestors. Yeah, I'm here to take them home. Let's right this wrong , what do you say?" They must have thought the British person at the door was gonna go . " Absolutely you can have them back. We stole them after all. " But instead we went " I don't think so, we're still looking at it." "Yeah, just looking at it these days. And there is a lot of other people who haven't seen it yet, we'd quite like to show it to. So not right now selfish. Don't sulk about it. Look, there is no hard feelings mate. Hey, you can look at it, come on in. Have a look, have a look. Seem familiar? Ahhha-ahaaa! Stand behind the rope!!!! " That's why the British museum is so busy all the time. No British people ever go in there, it's full of people from abroad looking at their own stuff. Just walking the corridors , reminiscing about the good old days. And I imagine just openly robbing the gift shop at the end. That is one all you punks.